How Do We Love Thee, John Thomas?

How do we love thee, John Thomas? Let us count the ways! Okay, you’re right. We’re not going to count as much as point out the things we like about this handsome, hung, hairy hunk.

Maybe it’s his boyish face, despite the facial hair. Or perhaps it’s his playful smile.

It could also be his furry chest, or the way he sticks his tongue out at you inviting you to come and play with him. To tweak his nipples.

Or maybe… just maybe… it’s that huge cock that makes our mouths water. His tool is deliciously fat and wickedly juicy and surprisingly uncut–which is unusual for a white dude. Whatever the reasons that turn us on about this handsome fucker, we’re pretty sure he’ll have you drooling, as well!

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